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Your developers came to you wanting to use a new programming framework they just saw on MTV.

It only builds on Ubuntu, and requires some bleeding-edge ports only available as .deb packages, as well as some large rpm`s which for some reason only install via yum. Not to mention you run a largely *BSD environment, with a few Linux, Solaris, UNIX etc… boxes in the mix.

This is the moment when you whip out awk(1), on any of your UNIX systems, and proceed to blow their minds.

Matthew Story is a software developer at Tablet Hotels, who regularly abuses tcp services for fun and profit.

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